2012 End of the World Conspiracy Theorists are Fucking Stupid

If you believe that the world is going to end in 2012, you’re a fucking moron. These people generally come in two flavors.

1. Retards who think that because the Mayan calendar ends at 2012, that’s when the world will end. These are generally the retarded new-ageish people who think that Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce predicted the future and that spirits are grooving around in some sort of mystical swirl on earth. These are the sort of people who spend more time meditating and reading books on Wicca than actually doing anything worthwhile.

Here’s the real reason why the calendar stops at 2012

 Yep, that's about it.

Yep, that's about it.

Just to show how fucking retarded the Mayan calendar bullshit is, lets consider the logic going into it for a second. The Mayans, were mystical enough to predict the end of the world, but not mystical enough to predict the end of their own civilization? Seriously, then end of the world came for the Mayans about 500 years ago. Shouldn’t that have been their end of the world or at least merited a place on their doom calendar? If you think the Mayans predicted the end of the world, go drink some fucking cyanide flavored Kool-Aid.

2. Christian retards who picked up the Mayan end of the world myth and decided thats when Jesus will return to destroy the world. These people are just as dumb, but far more irritating. From what I can tell, Christians are people who believe that life begins after you die in a magical sky kingdom with a magical giant named Yahweh. These people think that there will be a huge war which will cause Yahweh’s sun to descend upon the earth and kill us all. They get a little bit horny every time they think about the massive bloody conflict which they hope will end they world. They are usually uneducated fucktards and are of the same ilk as the retards who think that we shouldn’t worry about our impact on the planet because Jesus will come back and take everyone away.

These people are a plague on the world.

10 Responses to “2012 End of the World Conspiracy Theorists are Fucking Stupid”

  1. This blog’s great!! Thanks :).

  2. 2012 End of the World Conspiracy Theorists are Fucking Stupid ……

    Retards who think that because the Mayan calendar ends at 2012, that’s when the world will end. These are generally the retarded new-ageish people who think that Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce predicted the future and that spirits are ……

  3. That was actually a good post until you dropped into hateful ranting against the fools eagerly awaiting the apocalypse. The Maya assumed that someone would be around when the end of the most recent 5200 year epoch, who could calculate the next one and set up their calendar. They clearly could not see the future anymore than we can today. As to Christians who have jumped on to the 2012 bandwagon, they would do well to reread the last chapters of the Book of Matthew. If they did so, they would realize that Christ himself argued that no one but God would know the day or the hour, hence any attempt at prediction is inherently fruitless.

  4. thingsthatreallypissmeoff Says:

    You’re suprised by “hateful ranting” in a blog called thingsthatreallypissmeoff?

  5. Everyone who beleives the world WONT end at 2012 is a fuckin pussy, ur all just scare. the reason WHY they stopped the calendar isnt cuz they ran out in room…The mayans were a intelligient civilization, they would’ve KEPT ON GOING you dickfuck. They were smarter than the ancient egyptians…so they would’ve kept going. They knew more about the stars than we do today! Either the world will end in 2012, or history will repeat itself from year 1 B.C….have a fucking good god damn life

  6. oh..and btw, this site is Horseshit….have a nice life til’ 2012 pussy cats

  7. thingsthatreallypissmeoff Says:

    Julia, that’s the dumbest bullshit I’ve ever heard. The Mayans were shit-brained people who got killed off by their own superstitions. I hope you kill yourself in 2012, the world doesn’t need retards like you.

  8. Well I can see by these responses that mabey we do deserve to die in some end of world catastrophy. We’ve become parasites to the planet and to ourselves. Perhaps we should use the intellegents that we possess to better ourselves and our environment.
    You all sound like idiots.

  9. Fuck’n Mayns never think about the Massive Universe, do anybody knows what’s happening out up there, full of lies, like Man landing on the Moon, teaching children fuck’n lies at schools,
    the fucker’like Mayans also geting many followers like 666,
    full of nonsense, the day you die your calender ends, wait for the day,,,Use your fuck’s brain and think what will happen to you when u die,

  10. planet_of_the_fucktards Says:

    “Mabey”? “Catastrophy”? “Intelligents”?
    Evidently you’ve never read a single book in your entire useless life, “666″. Get the fuck off the internet, and don’t come back until you’ve had some kind of education.

    “Julia K”, I’d say the same to you, but you’re clearly beyond educating. You will never understand anything, so please feel free to just continue choosing things to believe at random. However if you would be so kind as to have your vocal chords and fingers surgically removed, I’m sure the world would appreciate it.

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