Gun Nuts are Hypocritical Pussies

I am sick of hearing people bitch about the supposed “Obama gun ban”. Gun nuts are shitting themselves, buying up ammo and shooting the police all because ignorant fucktard wanker morons like Glenn Beck are trying to convince them that the big bad federal government is “stealing” their liberties. These nutless bastards don’t actually care about liberty, this is all partisan. Some inbred, retrogressive bible humping idiot isn’t in the whitehouse and they feel like throwing little gun nut temper tantrums. They’re like oversized babies with high powered assault weapons of doom.

Every gun nut I’ve seen likes to foam at the mouth and ramble incoherently about how if they don’t have guns, the government can take away their freedoms. They all pretend to be patriotic little heroes who wrap themselves in flags and eat breakfast with Jesus every morning. If you grill them really hard they’ll begin to rant about the constitution and ab0ut how democracy will somehow fall apart if they don’t have a fully automatic weapon which fires armor-piercing hollow-point bullets. If you keep at it, they just intensify their nonsensical flag waving tirade and use the phrase “REAL Americans” and they stress the “REAL” part, because they think that if you are opposed to a private citizen owning an H-bomb, that somehow you are a communist traitor. They also know that this sort of brute force rhetoric will either get people to sheepishly agree, or be silent.

In reality these gun nuts are hypocritical pussies who aren’t fooling anyone with half a brain capable of rational thought. They don’t give a flying fuck about freedom. When the Patriot Act was going through congress did these spineless pussies grow some backbone and try to stop it? Did they try to keep GWB from signing it? Of course they didn’t. They saluted their rebel flags and listened to Lynyrd Skynard while cleaning their goddamn rifles. They don’t care if you take their freedoms,  so long as you don’t touch their guns. They don’t want their guns to protect their freedoms or anybody else’s freedoms. They want their guns to protect their guns.

The only reason these spineless pussies want to have guns is so that they can feel what it’s like to have a cock. A gun is one of the most well known penis replacements and makes these morons feel like they have one. Fuck gun nuts, fuck the NRA, fuck Glenn Beck and Fuck the RNC.

Before gun nuts start posting bullshit on this blog like “If we outlaw guns, only the outlaws will have guns, nyuhurrr!!!” I ask them. If there is a chance that the “outlaws” have an H-bomb, does that make it any better an idea to start selling H-bombs to private citizens? How about vials of smallpox? If the outlaws can get some anthrax should I be allowed to carry around a vial in my jacket pocket? Should I be able to drive a fully loaded tank around? Do you see the lunacy now?

Before anybody spouts off some dumb bullshit about how their machine gun will keep the government from harassing them or taking them away, I invite you all to google Wacko Texas. There was a cult of religious nutjobs in Wacko stockpiling assault weapons. This garnered the ire of the government which rolled in the tanks, burned their compound to the ground and slaughtered 74 of them. Try thinking about that next time you argue that your pussy machinegun can defend you from the government.

I’ve read the constitution. I know about the second amendment. However, it needs to be reworded. 200+ years ago when it was written, the pinacle of guns was a muzzle loaded rifle which fired musketballs with terrible accuracy. The most terrifying weapon in the world was a cannon which fired grapeshot. Now it’s not hard for a private citizen to get a fully or semi-automatic weapon which accurately fires hollow-point ammunition and the scariest weapon on earth is a bomb which can erase a city from existence in a matter of seconds. The founders of this country were not morons, and had they forseen this probably would have made the 2nd amendment a little less ambiguous. I’m sure that George Washington wouldn’t have counted these devices of mass death as the “arms” which he wanted people to bear.


4 Responses to “Gun Nuts are Hypocritical Pussies”

  1. Since you felt compelled to send me here, I’ve heard this argumnet before. However, it does NOT “soundly” refute the argument that the people NEED to protect themselves from a tyrannical government. You cannot relativize that through some theory of dispensationalism. Many people happen to appreciate the Constitution and people like you need to leave your buttprintts off of it, or move some place where they don”t have one that will bother you.
    As for your “argument”: There are vital and important distinctions between governng and micro-managing, personal guns and WMDs, and comparing them is nothing more than the technique of using the fallacy of false analogy. Moreover, this whole argument is based on numerous fallacies, such as the slippery slope, ad hominem, and straw man, but mostly the abusive ad hominem. Your techinique is NOT an argument, but a fallacious diatribe.
    So, EVERYONE who believes in the 2nd Amendment is a “fucktard” and a “republican.” (These are both fallacies of composition and ad hominem, as well as a red herring.) Well, THIS fucktard USED to ride the fence on the 2nd Amendment, but after all the nasty things Bush and now The Obamabot are up to, I now sit squarely FOR it. I am neither a “conservative” nor a “republican”–not that those fictional factions have any real meaning anymore–and I never have been. I am also not a gun owner. All of these “facts” dispute your fallacious claims. If I tied a little harder, I could probably prove that every single sentence here is a fallacy, but enough said.
    Fallacies aside, while I do HAVE a pussy, I resent your using it as a perjorative term.
    Next time you want to present an “argument,” construct one, and this university professor of critical thinking and rhetoric might consider grading it for you.
    Meanwhile, thanks to the FIRST Amendment, you DO have the right to your opinion. And it is your blog. Maybe the next time you start making decisions about OTHER PEOPLE”S rights and freedoms as outlined in the Constitution, think about that, Friend.

  2. owned…

  3. Bang Bang Says:

    Abso-fucking-lutely… gun nuts are the biggest fucking pussies in the country, constantly shitting and pissing themselves about something that will never happen. Go visit a gun nut blog sometime and read all moronic posts by the wannabe cowboys and keyboard commandos. What fucking douchebags. Bunch of fucking dickless wonders. And Vi…shove it up your pussy.

  4. Smarter than you Says:

    Hmm. Well here’s food for thought. Maybe we “gun nuts” are trying to protect ourselves.for when a crackpot like u actually gets power and decides to attack us. Hmmm, u know id rather have a 50cal than die by the hands of a progressive socialist pot-case. I’m still prayin for ya tho.

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