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John Shimkus is a Fucking Moron

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, religion, Superstition with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Watch the video and be terrified. John Shimkus is a dumb cunt and he has political power?!? The video supplied is a congressional hearing on global warming. After hearing a bunch of testimonies from scientists explaining how climate change works and what it is doing, John Shimkus gives his testimony.

Guess what this fuckwhit does, c’mon try to guess.

He starts out by trying to conflate not taking his religious bullshit with censorship, then he whips out a bible and starts reading the part where god promises that he won’t flood the world again. He then says that because he believes that the bible is the perfect infalliable word of god, that settles the global warming issue and that we shouldn’t worry about our inpact on the planet, because Jesus is going to destory the planet. He then goes on to quote revelation to and say that only god know when the world will end. He then states that there isn’t enough carbon in the atmosphere and says that there is a theological debate about wether or not this is a “carbon starved” planet.

What the fuck does theology have to do with reality? Now a single fucking thing! We live in reality, not some fairytale bullshit thought up by bronze age savages to explain away things which they were too fucking stupid to comprehend!


I’m now going to refute his argument with his own reasoning on a few grounds:

1. Lets say for a second that the bible isn’t an ancient book of bronze age bullshit. Lets take the enormous leap in reasoning and take it as the infalliable word of a deranged desert god. Even if you take it as literal and true, it says god won’t destroy the world via flooding again. It doesn’t say anything about god preventing humans from destroying the world.

2. In Revelation it says that nobody knows the day nor the hour that the world will end. The climate scientists have predicted neither a day nor an hour. That makes the Revelation reference a non sequitur, even if it is the literal word of god.

People who don’t care about the earth because they think Jesus is coming back to destroy it are morons. They should all go drink bleach and meet their imaginary god a little bit sooner.

I do not want to live in a one party country, but I can’t support republicans so long as they have people trumpeting this stupid bullshit. I can’t believe that they could say these retarded things and then not understand why they’re not getting elected. I would love to see some real Republican opposition to the Democratic leadership. I would like to see fresh ideas. However, fresh ideas aren’t going to come from this fuckhead and his Bible (or as I like to call it, old fasioned toilet paper). It really seems like all of the intelligent people are flocking to one political party though, and that party is NOT the Republican party.

John Shimkus is a fucking retard. If you live in his district, or you vote in his state. Send him some emails letting him know how much of a fucktard he is.

End the Drug-War!

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

It’s fucking Vietnam all over again, the drug-war is fucking Vietnam! The U.S. isn’t winning and can’t win. It’s going to go on perpetually and be a huge drain on resources and cost a lot of lives. Billions wasted and thousands killed by black-market drug cartels all in an effort to keep some walmart janitor from going home, getting high and watching Family Guy reruns in his basement.

Lets imagine for a second that our hypothetical Walmart janitor gets arrested on drug charges. How much will it cost to arrest him? To appoint him a lawyer? To take him to court? To toss him in jail? To feed and cloth him for a few years? To appoint him a parole officer when he gets out? To repeat the process when he gets caught with pot again? While all of this is going on, how much does the border war cost? How much pain are black-martket drug cartels inflicting?

Our criminally-insane drug policy is killing people and wasting gobs of taxpayer money. All of this fucking retarded Ronald Reagan bullshit needs to end. I’m not sure if I love or hate Ronald Reagan. On one hand, his stupid fiscal and political ideas really fucked America over during the Bush Jr. years, but on the other hand Reagan inspired the shit ideas which ultimately destroyed the Republican party. Most people realize that increasing military spending and decreasing taxes doesn’t make any sense. The country is now being hit by the fallout of his fucking retarded bullshit idea that the deficit wouldn’t effect us.

Lawlz, I fucked j00r w0rld!

Lawlz, I fucked j00r w0rld!

I get a little sick when I hear conservatives say that they want Palin in office because she is like Ronald Reagan. Bush was like Reagan, look at what that did for the country.

The drug war, like most of Reagan’s initiatives, is stupid and must be stopped.


I’m a little pissed off at Obama for his stating that legalizing marijuana wouldn’t help the economy at all. Aside from saving us about $40 billion in costs for enforcing it’s illegality, if it were legal we could get $30 yearly in tax revenue from pot. How does a net gain of $70 billion yearly not help the economy? This is an example of the 10% bullshit Obama is. I still support him, and I still think he is infinitely better than Bush. Still, what the fuck Obama? Legalize pot already!

Even Joe Biden’s daughter is using cocaine, that should say something about the state of the drug war.

Texas is a Stupid Place Full of Stupid People

Posted in Legal, People, Places, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 27, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

This is Leo Berman.



Leo Berman is a Republican from Texas, a member of the religious-right and if you haven’t already guessed, he is a retard. Why is Leo Berman a retard you ask? Because he is trying to get a bill passed in Texas which would allow the Institute for Creation Research to grant degrees without meeting the degree granting criteria for the state. This of course makes degrees from Texas worthless. He wants to do this becase he thinks that Creationism should be considered a serious scientific discipline and everybody who isn’t a retard disagrees with him.

ICR is being pissy that their fake degrees in things like “Biblical Worldview” and “Creation Research” are being recognized and called out for being fake degrees. Instead of raising their programs to meet existing standards they want to subvert the standards to have their bullshit count as science. The could probably just concede and have these fake degrees go down as being degrees in philosophy, but they don’t want that. They want to piggyback on the credibility of science to brainwash people. I can’t count how many people I’ve heard assert that creationism has been “expelled” from academia. I’ve heard many others claim that it wasn’t expelled, it flunked. In truth, I think both are wrong. I don’t think it has even enrolled.

All of this comes from the Lone Star state while they are still debating about including “strengths and weaknesses” of the theory of evolution in their science textbooks. I’d be fine with “strengths and weaknesses” if they actually came up with some. I’ve read the list of “strengths and weaknesses” that the creationists want inserted and I immediately noticed one thing. THEY DIDN’T INCLUDE ANY STRENGTHS OR WEAKNESSES. The list is entirely bullshit creationist propaganda. It contains no strengths and all of the weaknesses are stupid things unrelated to the Theory of Evolution. One of them said something like “Evolution can’t account for human morality.”. This statement alone is debatable. Morality makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint because a society which destroys itsself is not a successful society. However, this is beside the point. The point is, the list is just creationist bullshit.

Another item on the list stated that “Evoultion cannot account for the origin of life.”. The origin of life has nothing to do with the Theory of Evolution. It makes no comment on how life came into existence. Complaining that it can’t account for the existence of life is as stupid as claiming that the Theory of Gravity is invalid because it can’t account for the origin of life. It makes no fucking sense.

Why are creationists so stupid?

Michael Phelps Pisses Me Off

Posted in Legal, People, Society, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 8, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Here is Michael Phelps:

Half-man, half-manatee

Half-man, half-manatee

Here is Michael Phelps on pot:

Bitchin' watch

Bitchin' watch

Do you see the difference?


Anyone who isn’t living in a cave in Pakistan has heard that Phelps was caught on film smoking pot. There was a media shitstorm about it and Phelps apologiced after kellogs dropped him. Some other advertizers kept Phelps on, but for the most part anything which could potentially be sold to children was dropped and his membership to some silly swimming club was suspended for three months in light of his heinously terrible and near unforgivable actions.
In reality, the media shitstorm which descended upon Phelps was not because he smoked pot. Musicians and actors get caught smoking all kinds of illegal things all the time, they get tossed into rehab and then they pop out fine and nobody but tabloids and tabloid readers take any notice.
Typical tabloid reading retard

Typical tabloid reading retard

The shitstorm descended upon Phelps, descended upon him because he is an athlete. Not only is he an athlete, he is the best athlete in the world in his sport. There are six and a half billion people on earth and none of them are better at swimming than Michael Phelps. If Phelps challenges you to a swimming race, there is no point in accepting, he will kick your ass ten times over.
Right now, you are probably wondering why any of this is relevent. It is because in America, a useless, consevatarded half-wit named Ronald Reagan decided that he would purge the United States of recreational drugs.  Being a typical conservatard, Reagan was not able to think up a plan that did not involve war in some way and thus declared a war that the US can’t hope to pay for called the “War on drugs”. This war on drugs was and is fought in many ways. The only one relevant to this post being the massive propaganda campaign aimed at convincing people that even thinking about thinking about using a controlled substance will immediately turn you into a fat, lonely slob who spends all day in his basement watching Family Guy and eating Cheetos who can at best get a job as a janitor at the local Walmart. Phelps is being so hit with the shitstick because he proves the drug war propaganda to be false. Phelps proves that you can smoke pot and be wealthy, well liked, active and in shape. Granted, he’s about $30 million poorer now that Kellogs has dropped him, but he’s still fantastically wealthy compared to most people in the world. Because Phelps showed the drug war propaganda to be false, he was forced to apologize and his name will be tarnished, probably forever.
Personally, I don’t think that being a fatty who works a mindless job and spends his free time smoking pot is such a bleak life. I myself, do not use any illegal substances. I need to keep my mind clear so that I can earn a PhD in computer science. However, I take no issue with other people who want to smoke pot and clean floors. Even if I were not striving for a higher education, I still would not use drugs, mostly because I am terrified of having my thought processes effected by some external power. However, I feel no need to impose my desire to not use drugs onto other people. If a person wants to responsibly use marijuana within their own home, why should I notice, much less care?
You may be wondering, why Phelps pisses me off, when thus far most of my rant has been about the war on drugs. Phelps pisses me off because he apologized for using drugs. He pisses me off because he caved to the morality squad and claimed that his pot smoking was “bad judgement”. He pisses me off because he is not willing to admit that he smokes pot. More than anything, he pisses me off for not loudly exposing the drug war to be the fraudulent waste of resources that it is.