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John Shimkus is a Fucking Moron

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, religion, Superstition with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Watch the video and be terrified. John Shimkus is a dumb cunt and he has political power?!? The video supplied is a congressional hearing on global warming. After hearing a bunch of testimonies from scientists explaining how climate change works and what it is doing, John Shimkus gives his testimony.

Guess what this fuckwhit does, c’mon try to guess.

He starts out by trying to conflate not taking his religious bullshit with censorship, then he whips out a bible and starts reading the part where god promises that he won’t flood the world again. He then says that because he believes that the bible is the perfect infalliable word of god, that settles the global warming issue and that we shouldn’t worry about our inpact on the planet, because Jesus is going to destory the planet. He then goes on to quote revelation to and say that only god know when the world will end. He then states that there isn’t enough carbon in the atmosphere and says that there is a theological debate about wether or not this is a “carbon starved” planet.

What the fuck does theology have to do with reality? Now a single fucking thing! We live in reality, not some fairytale bullshit thought up by bronze age savages to explain away things which they were too fucking stupid to comprehend!

 

I’m now going to refute his argument with his own reasoning on a few grounds:

1. Lets say for a second that the bible isn’t an ancient book of bronze age bullshit. Lets take the enormous leap in reasoning and take it as the infalliable word of a deranged desert god. Even if you take it as literal and true, it says god won’t destroy the world via flooding again. It doesn’t say anything about god preventing humans from destroying the world.

2. In Revelation it says that nobody knows the day nor the hour that the world will end. The climate scientists have predicted neither a day nor an hour. That makes the Revelation reference a non sequitur, even if it is the literal word of god.

People who don’t care about the earth because they think Jesus is coming back to destroy it are morons. They should all go drink bleach and meet their imaginary god a little bit sooner.

I do not want to live in a one party country, but I can’t support republicans so long as they have people trumpeting this stupid bullshit. I can’t believe that they could say these retarded things and then not understand why they’re not getting elected. I would love to see some real Republican opposition to the Democratic leadership. I would like to see fresh ideas. However, fresh ideas aren’t going to come from this fuckhead and his Bible (or as I like to call it, old fasioned toilet paper). It really seems like all of the intelligent people are flocking to one political party though, and that party is NOT the Republican party.

John Shimkus is a fucking retard. If you live in his district, or you vote in his state. Send him some emails letting him know how much of a fucktard he is.

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Pissy One-Issue Catholics are Fucking Stupid

Posted in People, Places, Politics, religion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Barack Obama, the first breath of relief granted to America, the light which is bringing us out of the fucked up world that the neocons created with eight years of Bush was invited to speak at Notre Dame.

Barack Obama is 9/10 awesome, but 1/10 nonsense

Barack Obama is 9/10 awesome, but 1/10 nonsense

The majority of people close to Notre Dame are happy about this, as they should be. However, there is a radical and retarded voice which is opposing the visit from Barack Obama. This voice belongs to radical, retarded right-wing catholics. They’re the pissy one-issue voter types who would, during the election, admit that Obama would probably be a better president than John McCain but then turn around and say that they were voting McCain/Palin because McCain/Palin held the same 13th century view on abortion that they did. The nonsensical moral imperitive that an unthinking blob of cells is equivalent to or worth more than a human being and must be defended at all costs. These were the people who clapped when they heard Sarah-fucktard-Palin state that she thought that abortions should be banned even in the case of rape or incest. Now they don’t want the president to speak at a graduation ceremony because he overturned the measures which Bush put in place to retard science and because he doesn’t have a retrogressive moral imperitive which he wants to impose on the country. Obama is smart enough to know that these sort of things must be taken on a case-by-case basis and that really pisses off dogmatic catholics. These whiney bitches don’t want to have to think or to evaluate things, they want to apply the same moral certainty to everything no matter what the cost is to other people. They have a dystopian idea of how the world should work and they want to see it in place no matter who suffers.

 

Fuck you Catholics, and fuck you Catholicism. Go back to the dark ages where you belong.

People Offended by the President’s Joke Piss Me Off

Posted in People, Politics, Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 27, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

If you are offended by the president making a joke about the Special Olympics, you are a moron and should kill yourself. These offended people are the same morons who got offended by the movie Tropic Thunder. Bush makes jokes about turning the US into a police state and John McCain sings a stupid song he made up called “Bomb Iran” and Obama saying that he can get into the Special Olympics is offensive? Atleast the Special Olympics don’t kill anyone or infringe on American freedom.

The Tonight Show is a comedy show. If you don’t want to see jokes, don’t watch it.