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Glenn Beck’s 9-12 Principles are Stupid

Posted in People, Politics, Television with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 5, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

——-This is taken directly from Glenn Beck’s site——-
The 9/12

The 9 Principles
1.     America Is Good.

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I disagree, America is utterly neutral. It is a piece of land. Some people from and residing in America are evil, others are good. For example, the soldiers who killed more than a million civilians in Iraq are evil. The CEOs of bailout companies taking million dollar bonuses are evil. Christopher Dodd, who lied about the bailout bill, is evil. Gun nuts who go on Glenn Beck inspired police killing rampages are evil. Glenn Beck, is evil.

People who volunteer their time and money to help the poor are good. People who put pressure on politicians to stop the war, are good.
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2.     I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

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This is absolute bullshit. God is imaginary. Somewhere between 10%-18% of Americans are smart enough to realize this. Glenn Beck is just trying to get people to rally around his batshit beliefs by throwing in a genocidal desert god. You know what happens when people put their gods first and shove their religion into the government? You get Iran.

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3.     I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.

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I take no issue with this. I think honesty is a good thing.

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4.     The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.

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I disagree, if you’re a religious nutjob who wants to homeschool and brainwash your children, they should be taken away from you. If you abuse your children or try to turn them into retrogressive assholes, you don’t deserve to have children and the government should come and take them and toss you in jail.

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5.     If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.

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This is what makes neocons truly evil. They refuse to look at context. Neocons like to pretend that we live in a black and white world and that everything is cut and dry. They just want to apply the same moral rules blindly to everything. They declare something evil and then refuse to think about it any further. Let me ask you this, if lying to someone is wrong and getting someone killed when you could have stopped it is wrong, what do you do when a stormtrooper knocks on your door and asks you if you’re harboring any Jews?

If you want to apply neocon justice here, either you’ll be indicted as an accessory to murder, or you’ll be punished for purgery and lying to a law enforcement officer. Blindly applying rules doesn’t work, it has never worked and it never will work. This is common fucking sense.

Not even Glenn Beck agrees with this one. If you want proof, just ask him if he thinks that the Bush administration should face charges for warrentless wiretapping and war crimes.
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6.     I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.

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I agree, however, not in the way Becktard would like me to. I accept that there will always be and should always be a disparity in wealth between the top and the bottom earners in society. I think that this is a good thing. However, I think the disparity should be smaller. If you have more money than me, you can afford to pay more taxes than me to make sure that I don’t starve to death. If you are obscenely wealthy, you can pay really high taxes and help me get a college education. Doing so is your patriotic duty. Show more fucking loyalty to your county and less to multinational corporations which just funnel money around taxes for a profit.

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7.     I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.

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If people would just do the right thing and help eachother out, the government wouldn’t have to force anyone to be charitable. Unfortunately, we are polluted with assholes who trample anyone they can for a profit then scream in agony whenever their tax rates start to approach those of their employees. This is why capitalism is broken, this is why we need government intervention.

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8.     It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

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This is the only one of the nine which I agree with entirely.

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9.     The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

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This is just fucking stupid. It’s a belief commonly held by neocon nutjobs who scream this whenever a democrat is in power and wants to fix the economy, but scream the opposite when a neocon is in power and wants to start a war with a nation that poses no threat to us. We do answer to the government, THAT’S WHY THEY EXIST, TO FUCKING GOVERN! We just get to pick who we answer to in this system, that’s called democracy. Glenn Beck is just being a little whiny asshole because his guy McCain lost the presidency.

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So that’s it. Out of 9 statements, only two weren’t complete horse-shit. There was only one ever remotely worth agreeing with. Glenn beck is a retard and his children should be retroactively aborted.

Republicans are Stupid I

Posted in People, Politics, Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 3, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Obama called neocons out on their bullshit earlier by pointing out that they didn’t have an alternate budget. They then created one. It’s a joke that nobody is laughing at. All the GOP’s budget proposal is, is tax cuts for everyone and a spending freeze to keep everything but military spending at it’s current level for the next five years. There original budget had no numbers, no spending and no deficit projections.

It obviously got laughted at. Proposing a budget without actually proposing a budget is fucking retarded. They were once again called out on their bullshit and responded by redoing their budget with numbers. It supplies major tax cuts for anyone and projects a continuing budget of 500 billion a year. It has no way to pay off the debt, no way to decrease the budget and would probably cause an economic collapse within a decade.

Why are Republicans so dumb?!? Seriously, I WANT A TWO PARTY SYSTEM WHERE NEITHER PARTY IS DOMINATED BY RETARDS!!! Obama’s budget might not be perfect, it might not even be good, but atleast it shows promise of fixing the problem. The Republican strategy seems to be to pretend that there isn’t a problem and continue until the problem becomes fatal. Kind of like someone who is eating food laced with cyanide, and knows that the food is laced with cyanide. The Republican budget is economic suicide and doesn’t make any sense.

Ronald Reagan is the one who started this fiscal irresponsibility bullshit. He’s the one who convinced the GOP that the solution to everything is cutting taxes, giving the military more money and ignoring the deficit. He was the first big government conservative and it almost solely to blame for this bullshit mentality.

John Shimkus is a Fucking Moron

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, religion, Superstition with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Watch the video and be terrified. John Shimkus is a dumb cunt and he has political power?!? The video supplied is a congressional hearing on global warming. After hearing a bunch of testimonies from scientists explaining how climate change works and what it is doing, John Shimkus gives his testimony.

Guess what this fuckwhit does, c’mon try to guess.

He starts out by trying to conflate not taking his religious bullshit with censorship, then he whips out a bible and starts reading the part where god promises that he won’t flood the world again. He then says that because he believes that the bible is the perfect infalliable word of god, that settles the global warming issue and that we shouldn’t worry about our inpact on the planet, because Jesus is going to destory the planet. He then goes on to quote revelation to and say that only god know when the world will end. He then states that there isn’t enough carbon in the atmosphere and says that there is a theological debate about wether or not this is a “carbon starved” planet.

What the fuck does theology have to do with reality? Now a single fucking thing! We live in reality, not some fairytale bullshit thought up by bronze age savages to explain away things which they were too fucking stupid to comprehend!

 

I’m now going to refute his argument with his own reasoning on a few grounds:

1. Lets say for a second that the bible isn’t an ancient book of bronze age bullshit. Lets take the enormous leap in reasoning and take it as the infalliable word of a deranged desert god. Even if you take it as literal and true, it says god won’t destroy the world via flooding again. It doesn’t say anything about god preventing humans from destroying the world.

2. In Revelation it says that nobody knows the day nor the hour that the world will end. The climate scientists have predicted neither a day nor an hour. That makes the Revelation reference a non sequitur, even if it is the literal word of god.

People who don’t care about the earth because they think Jesus is coming back to destroy it are morons. They should all go drink bleach and meet their imaginary god a little bit sooner.

I do not want to live in a one party country, but I can’t support republicans so long as they have people trumpeting this stupid bullshit. I can’t believe that they could say these retarded things and then not understand why they’re not getting elected. I would love to see some real Republican opposition to the Democratic leadership. I would like to see fresh ideas. However, fresh ideas aren’t going to come from this fuckhead and his Bible (or as I like to call it, old fasioned toilet paper). It really seems like all of the intelligent people are flocking to one political party though, and that party is NOT the Republican party.

John Shimkus is a fucking retard. If you live in his district, or you vote in his state. Send him some emails letting him know how much of a fucktard he is.

End the Drug-War!

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

It’s fucking Vietnam all over again, the drug-war is fucking Vietnam! The U.S. isn’t winning and can’t win. It’s going to go on perpetually and be a huge drain on resources and cost a lot of lives. Billions wasted and thousands killed by black-market drug cartels all in an effort to keep some walmart janitor from going home, getting high and watching Family Guy reruns in his basement.

Lets imagine for a second that our hypothetical Walmart janitor gets arrested on drug charges. How much will it cost to arrest him? To appoint him a lawyer? To take him to court? To toss him in jail? To feed and cloth him for a few years? To appoint him a parole officer when he gets out? To repeat the process when he gets caught with pot again? While all of this is going on, how much does the border war cost? How much pain are black-martket drug cartels inflicting?

Our criminally-insane drug policy is killing people and wasting gobs of taxpayer money. All of this fucking retarded Ronald Reagan bullshit needs to end. I’m not sure if I love or hate Ronald Reagan. On one hand, his stupid fiscal and political ideas really fucked America over during the Bush Jr. years, but on the other hand Reagan inspired the shit ideas which ultimately destroyed the Republican party. Most people realize that increasing military spending and decreasing taxes doesn’t make any sense. The country is now being hit by the fallout of his fucking retarded bullshit idea that the deficit wouldn’t effect us.

Lawlz, I fucked j00r w0rld!

Lawlz, I fucked j00r w0rld!

I get a little sick when I hear conservatives say that they want Palin in office because she is like Ronald Reagan. Bush was like Reagan, look at what that did for the country.

The drug war, like most of Reagan’s initiatives, is stupid and must be stopped.

 

I’m a little pissed off at Obama for his stating that legalizing marijuana wouldn’t help the economy at all. Aside from saving us about $40 billion in costs for enforcing it’s illegality, if it were legal we could get $30 yearly in tax revenue from pot. How does a net gain of $70 billion yearly not help the economy? This is an example of the 10% bullshit Obama is. I still support him, and I still think he is infinitely better than Bush. Still, what the fuck Obama? Legalize pot already!

Even Joe Biden’s daughter is using cocaine, that should say something about the state of the drug war.

Bobby Jindal is a retard

Posted in People, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Do I even need to justify this assertion? Neocons piss me off more than I can possible express. I hope that when Bobby Jindal dies that he is reincarnated as a homosexual woman in need of an abortion for medical reasons and dependant upon governmental aid for food. Governmental aid which he turned down from the stimulus in hopes of being the Rep nomination for president in 2012. 

That would be justice.

 

Why do conservatives always pick the dumbest possible person to represent them? Seriously, Limbaugh, Palin, Jindal. They’re all FUCKING RETARDED.

Michael Phelps Pisses Me Off

Posted in Legal, People, Society, Sports with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 8, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Here is Michael Phelps:

Half-man, half-manatee

Half-man, half-manatee

Here is Michael Phelps on pot:

Bitchin' watch

Bitchin' watch

Do you see the difference?

I sure as fuck do, THAT WATCH IS FUCKING SWEET!

Anyone who isn’t living in a cave in Pakistan has heard that Phelps was caught on film smoking pot. There was a media shitstorm about it and Phelps apologiced after kellogs dropped him. Some other advertizers kept Phelps on, but for the most part anything which could potentially be sold to children was dropped and his membership to some silly swimming club was suspended for three months in light of his heinously terrible and near unforgivable actions.
In reality, the media shitstorm which descended upon Phelps was not because he smoked pot. Musicians and actors get caught smoking all kinds of illegal things all the time, they get tossed into rehab and then they pop out fine and nobody but tabloids and tabloid readers take any notice.
Typical tabloid reading retard

Typical tabloid reading retard

The shitstorm descended upon Phelps, descended upon him because he is an athlete. Not only is he an athlete, he is the best athlete in the world in his sport. There are six and a half billion people on earth and none of them are better at swimming than Michael Phelps. If Phelps challenges you to a swimming race, there is no point in accepting, he will kick your ass ten times over.
    
Right now, you are probably wondering why any of this is relevent. It is because in America, a useless, consevatarded half-wit named Ronald Reagan decided that he would purge the United States of recreational drugs.  Being a typical conservatard, Reagan was not able to think up a plan that did not involve war in some way and thus declared a war that the US can’t hope to pay for called the “War on drugs”. This war on drugs was and is fought in many ways. The only one relevant to this post being the massive propaganda campaign aimed at convincing people that even thinking about thinking about using a controlled substance will immediately turn you into a fat, lonely slob who spends all day in his basement watching Family Guy and eating Cheetos who can at best get a job as a janitor at the local Walmart. Phelps is being so hit with the shitstick because he proves the drug war propaganda to be false. Phelps proves that you can smoke pot and be wealthy, well liked, active and in shape. Granted, he’s about $30 million poorer now that Kellogs has dropped him, but he’s still fantastically wealthy compared to most people in the world. Because Phelps showed the drug war propaganda to be false, he was forced to apologize and his name will be tarnished, probably forever.
                   
Personally, I don’t think that being a fatty who works a mindless job and spends his free time smoking pot is such a bleak life. I myself, do not use any illegal substances. I need to keep my mind clear so that I can earn a PhD in computer science. However, I take no issue with other people who want to smoke pot and clean floors. Even if I were not striving for a higher education, I still would not use drugs, mostly because I am terrified of having my thought processes effected by some external power. However, I feel no need to impose my desire to not use drugs onto other people. If a person wants to responsibly use marijuana within their own home, why should I notice, much less care?
You may be wondering, why Phelps pisses me off, when thus far most of my rant has been about the war on drugs. Phelps pisses me off because he apologized for using drugs. He pisses me off because he caved to the morality squad and claimed that his pot smoking was “bad judgement”. He pisses me off because he is not willing to admit that he smokes pot. More than anything, he pisses me off for not loudly exposing the drug war to be the fraudulent waste of resources that it is.