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John Shimkus is a Fucking Moron

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, religion, Superstition with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Watch the video and be terrified. John Shimkus is a dumb cunt and he has political power?!? The video supplied is a congressional hearing on global warming. After hearing a bunch of testimonies from scientists explaining how climate change works and what it is doing, John Shimkus gives his testimony.

Guess what this fuckwhit does, c’mon try to guess.

He starts out by trying to conflate not taking his religious bullshit with censorship, then he whips out a bible and starts reading the part where god promises that he won’t flood the world again. He then says that because he believes that the bible is the perfect infalliable word of god, that settles the global warming issue and that we shouldn’t worry about our inpact on the planet, because Jesus is going to destory the planet. He then goes on to quote revelation to and say that only god know when the world will end. He then states that there isn’t enough carbon in the atmosphere and says that there is a theological debate about wether or not this is a “carbon starved” planet.

What the fuck does theology have to do with reality? Now a single fucking thing! We live in reality, not some fairytale bullshit thought up by bronze age savages to explain away things which they were too fucking stupid to comprehend!


I’m now going to refute his argument with his own reasoning on a few grounds:

1. Lets say for a second that the bible isn’t an ancient book of bronze age bullshit. Lets take the enormous leap in reasoning and take it as the infalliable word of a deranged desert god. Even if you take it as literal and true, it says god won’t destroy the world via flooding again. It doesn’t say anything about god preventing humans from destroying the world.

2. In Revelation it says that nobody knows the day nor the hour that the world will end. The climate scientists have predicted neither a day nor an hour. That makes the Revelation reference a non sequitur, even if it is the literal word of god.

People who don’t care about the earth because they think Jesus is coming back to destroy it are morons. They should all go drink bleach and meet their imaginary god a little bit sooner.

I do not want to live in a one party country, but I can’t support republicans so long as they have people trumpeting this stupid bullshit. I can’t believe that they could say these retarded things and then not understand why they’re not getting elected. I would love to see some real Republican opposition to the Democratic leadership. I would like to see fresh ideas. However, fresh ideas aren’t going to come from this fuckhead and his Bible (or as I like to call it, old fasioned toilet paper). It really seems like all of the intelligent people are flocking to one political party though, and that party is NOT the Republican party.

John Shimkus is a fucking retard. If you live in his district, or you vote in his state. Send him some emails letting him know how much of a fucktard he is.

Texas is a Stupid Place Full of Stupid People

Posted in Legal, People, Places, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 27, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

This is Leo Berman.



Leo Berman is a Republican from Texas, a member of the religious-right and if you haven’t already guessed, he is a retard. Why is Leo Berman a retard you ask? Because he is trying to get a bill passed in Texas which would allow the Institute for Creation Research to grant degrees without meeting the degree granting criteria for the state. This of course makes degrees from Texas worthless. He wants to do this becase he thinks that Creationism should be considered a serious scientific discipline and everybody who isn’t a retard disagrees with him.

ICR is being pissy that their fake degrees in things like “Biblical Worldview” and “Creation Research” are being recognized and called out for being fake degrees. Instead of raising their programs to meet existing standards they want to subvert the standards to have their bullshit count as science. The could probably just concede and have these fake degrees go down as being degrees in philosophy, but they don’t want that. They want to piggyback on the credibility of science to brainwash people. I can’t count how many people I’ve heard assert that creationism has been “expelled” from academia. I’ve heard many others claim that it wasn’t expelled, it flunked. In truth, I think both are wrong. I don’t think it has even enrolled.

All of this comes from the Lone Star state while they are still debating about including “strengths and weaknesses” of the theory of evolution in their science textbooks. I’d be fine with “strengths and weaknesses” if they actually came up with some. I’ve read the list of “strengths and weaknesses” that the creationists want inserted and I immediately noticed one thing. THEY DIDN’T INCLUDE ANY STRENGTHS OR WEAKNESSES. The list is entirely bullshit creationist propaganda. It contains no strengths and all of the weaknesses are stupid things unrelated to the Theory of Evolution. One of them said something like “Evolution can’t account for human morality.”. This statement alone is debatable. Morality makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint because a society which destroys itsself is not a successful society. However, this is beside the point. The point is, the list is just creationist bullshit.

Another item on the list stated that “Evoultion cannot account for the origin of life.”. The origin of life has nothing to do with the Theory of Evolution. It makes no comment on how life came into existence. Complaining that it can’t account for the existence of life is as stupid as claiming that the Theory of Gravity is invalid because it can’t account for the origin of life. It makes no fucking sense.

Why are creationists so stupid?

Religion Really Pisses Me Off

Posted in Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 1, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.

The fruits of faith

The fruits of faith

There is no redeeming quality of religion. It turns off empathy and blinds people to reason. It beings people to new pinnacles of evil. What does religion give us? Pain and bloodshed and death and subjegation and rediculous social beliefs and it retards science to boot.
Don’t think I’m just picking on Islam with the 9-11 reference. Every religion is evil. Catholicism is indirectly causing genocide in Africa. Before you dismiss me as a braindead conspiracy theorist, let me explain. In Africa, the number one killer of people is AIDS. The Catholic church is spreading cancerous propaganda in this area telling them that YHWH will be angry if they use condoms. This is genocidal stupidity.
Young Earth Creationists (YECs) work actively in the US to destroy science education. They work to jam mysticism and the occult into science classes is a concerted effort to destroy children’s ability to discren fact from bullshit. Luckily for the US, Kent Hovind is in jail. Hopefully Kirk Cameron, Ken Ham, Ray Comfort and Carl Baugh will join him.
Geert Wilders is going to be prosecuted for “Fitna”, this is religion trying to cripple free speech because religion cannot stand up to scrutiny. Censorship prevents the scrutiny of bad ideas and holds back good ones. Without censorship, reality demolished religion. Religion has failed morally, scientifically, socially and is now even failing spiritually.