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Gun Nuts are Hypocritical Pussies

Posted in People, Politics, Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 27, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

I am sick of hearing people bitch about the supposed “Obama gun ban”. Gun nuts are shitting themselves, buying up ammo and shooting the police all because ignorant fucktard wanker morons like Glenn Beck are trying to convince them that the big bad federal government is “stealing” their liberties. These nutless bastards don’t actually care about liberty, this is all partisan. Some inbred, retrogressive bible humping idiot isn’t in the whitehouse and they feel like throwing little gun nut temper tantrums. They’re like oversized babies with high powered assault weapons of doom.

Every gun nut I’ve seen likes to foam at the mouth and ramble incoherently about how if they don’t have guns, the government can take away their freedoms. They all pretend to be patriotic little heroes who wrap themselves in flags and eat breakfast with Jesus every morning. If you grill them really hard they’ll begin to rant about the constitution and ab0ut how democracy will somehow fall apart if they don’t have a fully automatic weapon which fires armor-piercing hollow-point bullets. If you keep at it, they just intensify their nonsensical flag waving tirade and use the phrase “REAL Americans” and they stress the “REAL” part, because they think that if you are opposed to a private citizen owning an H-bomb, that somehow you are a communist traitor. They also know that this sort of brute force rhetoric will either get people to sheepishly agree, or be silent.

In reality these gun nuts are hypocritical pussies who aren’t fooling anyone with half a brain capable of rational thought. They don’t give a flying fuck about freedom. When the Patriot Act was going through congress did these spineless pussies grow some backbone and try to stop it? Did they try to keep GWB from signing it? Of course they didn’t. They saluted their rebel flags and listened to Lynyrd Skynard while cleaning their goddamn rifles. They don’t care if you take their freedoms,  so long as you don’t touch their guns. They don’t want their guns to protect their freedoms or anybody else’s freedoms. They want their guns to protect their guns.

The only reason these spineless pussies want to have guns is so that they can feel what it’s like to have a cock. A gun is one of the most well known penis replacements and makes these morons feel like they have one. Fuck gun nuts, fuck the NRA, fuck Glenn Beck and Fuck the RNC.

Before gun nuts start posting bullshit on this blog like “If we outlaw guns, only the outlaws will have guns, nyuhurrr!!!” I ask them. If there is a chance that the “outlaws” have an H-bomb, does that make it any better an idea to start selling H-bombs to private citizens? How about vials of smallpox? If the outlaws can get some anthrax should I be allowed to carry around a vial in my jacket pocket? Should I be able to drive a fully loaded tank around? Do you see the lunacy now?

Before anybody spouts off some dumb bullshit about how their machine gun will keep the government from harassing them or taking them away, I invite you all to google Wacko Texas. There was a cult of religious nutjobs in Wacko stockpiling assault weapons. This garnered the ire of the government which rolled in the tanks, burned their compound to the ground and slaughtered 74 of them. Try thinking about that next time you argue that your pussy machinegun can defend you from the government.

I’ve read the constitution. I know about the second amendment. However, it needs to be reworded. 200+ years ago when it was written, the pinacle of guns was a muzzle loaded rifle which fired musketballs with terrible accuracy. The most terrifying weapon in the world was a cannon which fired grapeshot. Now it’s not hard for a private citizen to get a fully or semi-automatic weapon which accurately fires hollow-point ammunition and the scariest weapon on earth is a bomb which can erase a city from existence in a matter of seconds. The founders of this country were not morons, and had they forseen this probably would have made the 2nd amendment a little less ambiguous. I’m sure that George Washington wouldn’t have counted these devices of mass death as the “arms” which he wanted people to bear.

Glenn Beck’s 9-12 Principles are Stupid

Posted in People, Politics, Television with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 5, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

——-This is taken directly from Glenn Beck’s site——-
The 9/12

The 9 Principles
1.     America Is Good.

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I disagree, America is utterly neutral. It is a piece of land. Some people from and residing in America are evil, others are good. For example, the soldiers who killed more than a million civilians in Iraq are evil. The CEOs of bailout companies taking million dollar bonuses are evil. Christopher Dodd, who lied about the bailout bill, is evil. Gun nuts who go on Glenn Beck inspired police killing rampages are evil. Glenn Beck, is evil.

People who volunteer their time and money to help the poor are good. People who put pressure on politicians to stop the war, are good.

2.     I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

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This is absolute bullshit. God is imaginary. Somewhere between 10%-18% of Americans are smart enough to realize this. Glenn Beck is just trying to get people to rally around his batshit beliefs by throwing in a genocidal desert god. You know what happens when people put their gods first and shove their religion into the government? You get Iran.


3.     I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.

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I take no issue with this. I think honesty is a good thing.


4.     The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.

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I disagree, if you’re a religious nutjob who wants to homeschool and brainwash your children, they should be taken away from you. If you abuse your children or try to turn them into retrogressive assholes, you don’t deserve to have children and the government should come and take them and toss you in jail.


5.     If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.

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This is what makes neocons truly evil. They refuse to look at context. Neocons like to pretend that we live in a black and white world and that everything is cut and dry. They just want to apply the same moral rules blindly to everything. They declare something evil and then refuse to think about it any further. Let me ask you this, if lying to someone is wrong and getting someone killed when you could have stopped it is wrong, what do you do when a stormtrooper knocks on your door and asks you if you’re harboring any Jews?

If you want to apply neocon justice here, either you’ll be indicted as an accessory to murder, or you’ll be punished for purgery and lying to a law enforcement officer. Blindly applying rules doesn’t work, it has never worked and it never will work. This is common fucking sense.

Not even Glenn Beck agrees with this one. If you want proof, just ask him if he thinks that the Bush administration should face charges for warrentless wiretapping and war crimes.

6.     I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.

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I agree, however, not in the way Becktard would like me to. I accept that there will always be and should always be a disparity in wealth between the top and the bottom earners in society. I think that this is a good thing. However, I think the disparity should be smaller. If you have more money than me, you can afford to pay more taxes than me to make sure that I don’t starve to death. If you are obscenely wealthy, you can pay really high taxes and help me get a college education. Doing so is your patriotic duty. Show more fucking loyalty to your county and less to multinational corporations which just funnel money around taxes for a profit.


7.     I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.

——————————————My Commentary Begins Here————————————

If people would just do the right thing and help eachother out, the government wouldn’t have to force anyone to be charitable. Unfortunately, we are polluted with assholes who trample anyone they can for a profit then scream in agony whenever their tax rates start to approach those of their employees. This is why capitalism is broken, this is why we need government intervention.


8.     It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

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This is the only one of the nine which I agree with entirely.


9.     The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

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This is just fucking stupid. It’s a belief commonly held by neocon nutjobs who scream this whenever a democrat is in power and wants to fix the economy, but scream the opposite when a neocon is in power and wants to start a war with a nation that poses no threat to us. We do answer to the government, THAT’S WHY THEY EXIST, TO FUCKING GOVERN! We just get to pick who we answer to in this system, that’s called democracy. Glenn Beck is just being a little whiny asshole because his guy McCain lost the presidency.


So that’s it. Out of 9 statements, only two weren’t complete horse-shit. There was only one ever remotely worth agreeing with. Glenn beck is a retard and his children should be retroactively aborted.

John Shimkus is a Fucking Moron

Posted in Legal, People, Politics, religion, Superstition with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Watch the video and be terrified. John Shimkus is a dumb cunt and he has political power?!? The video supplied is a congressional hearing on global warming. After hearing a bunch of testimonies from scientists explaining how climate change works and what it is doing, John Shimkus gives his testimony.

Guess what this fuckwhit does, c’mon try to guess.

He starts out by trying to conflate not taking his religious bullshit with censorship, then he whips out a bible and starts reading the part where god promises that he won’t flood the world again. He then says that because he believes that the bible is the perfect infalliable word of god, that settles the global warming issue and that we shouldn’t worry about our inpact on the planet, because Jesus is going to destory the planet. He then goes on to quote revelation to and say that only god know when the world will end. He then states that there isn’t enough carbon in the atmosphere and says that there is a theological debate about wether or not this is a “carbon starved” planet.

What the fuck does theology have to do with reality? Now a single fucking thing! We live in reality, not some fairytale bullshit thought up by bronze age savages to explain away things which they were too fucking stupid to comprehend!


I’m now going to refute his argument with his own reasoning on a few grounds:

1. Lets say for a second that the bible isn’t an ancient book of bronze age bullshit. Lets take the enormous leap in reasoning and take it as the infalliable word of a deranged desert god. Even if you take it as literal and true, it says god won’t destroy the world via flooding again. It doesn’t say anything about god preventing humans from destroying the world.

2. In Revelation it says that nobody knows the day nor the hour that the world will end. The climate scientists have predicted neither a day nor an hour. That makes the Revelation reference a non sequitur, even if it is the literal word of god.

People who don’t care about the earth because they think Jesus is coming back to destroy it are morons. They should all go drink bleach and meet their imaginary god a little bit sooner.

I do not want to live in a one party country, but I can’t support republicans so long as they have people trumpeting this stupid bullshit. I can’t believe that they could say these retarded things and then not understand why they’re not getting elected. I would love to see some real Republican opposition to the Democratic leadership. I would like to see fresh ideas. However, fresh ideas aren’t going to come from this fuckhead and his Bible (or as I like to call it, old fasioned toilet paper). It really seems like all of the intelligent people are flocking to one political party though, and that party is NOT the Republican party.

John Shimkus is a fucking retard. If you live in his district, or you vote in his state. Send him some emails letting him know how much of a fucktard he is.

Pissy One-Issue Catholics are Fucking Stupid

Posted in People, Places, Politics, religion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

Barack Obama, the first breath of relief granted to America, the light which is bringing us out of the fucked up world that the neocons created with eight years of Bush was invited to speak at Notre Dame.

Barack Obama is 9/10 awesome, but 1/10 nonsense

Barack Obama is 9/10 awesome, but 1/10 nonsense

The majority of people close to Notre Dame are happy about this, as they should be. However, there is a radical and retarded voice which is opposing the visit from Barack Obama. This voice belongs to radical, retarded right-wing catholics. They’re the pissy one-issue voter types who would, during the election, admit that Obama would probably be a better president than John McCain but then turn around and say that they were voting McCain/Palin because McCain/Palin held the same 13th century view on abortion that they did. The nonsensical moral imperitive that an unthinking blob of cells is equivalent to or worth more than a human being and must be defended at all costs. These were the people who clapped when they heard Sarah-fucktard-Palin state that she thought that abortions should be banned even in the case of rape or incest. Now they don’t want the president to speak at a graduation ceremony because he overturned the measures which Bush put in place to retard science and because he doesn’t have a retrogressive moral imperitive which he wants to impose on the country. Obama is smart enough to know that these sort of things must be taken on a case-by-case basis and that really pisses off dogmatic catholics. These whiney bitches don’t want to have to think or to evaluate things, they want to apply the same moral certainty to everything no matter what the cost is to other people. They have a dystopian idea of how the world should work and they want to see it in place no matter who suffers.


Fuck you Catholics, and fuck you Catholicism. Go back to the dark ages where you belong.

Earth Hour is Stupid

Posted in Outdoors, Politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

A couple of days ago, a bunch of people turned off their lights for an hour and then patted themselves on the back for helping to save the planet….

Earthday didn't seem to change much

Earthday didn't seem to change much


Before I start, I don’t want anyone to get me wrong, I’m not trying to keep people from trying to conserve resources. I’m not trying to discourage people being eco-friendly. I’m not even trying to discourage people from participating in Earth Hour. What I am trying to discourage is people participating in Earth Day and thinking that magically fixes everything. Earth Hour is a novelty and really nothing else. It makes very little impact and no difference on climate change.


Earth Hour is a nice concept, but I am against Earth Hour because it it gives many people a false sense of doing something to help solve the climate change problem. People need to acknowledge that in order to make a real impact, most of the population of earth is going to have to make some lifestyle changes. I’ve compiled what I feel is a pretty nice list.


1. Eat less meat.

U.N. studies have shown that the number one producer of greenhouse gasses is not transportation, it is livestock being raised to become meat. Livestock are responsible for 80% of the greenhouse gasses produced. If everyone on earth decided to eat meat half as often, emissions would be reduced 40% globally.


2. Drive less

If you’re going somewhere within two miles and time is not a concern and the weather is nice, just walk.


3. Don’t use overhead lights

Open a window. When it is dark, go to sleep or use something which is self-lighting like a laptop.


I realize that this is a break in my usual style of blogging, typically I would have been angry and obscenity filled, but this time I did not feel the need as I think that the Earth Hour people have their hearts in the right place. I just think that they are unintentionally misguiding people.

People Offended by the President’s Joke Piss Me Off

Posted in People, Politics, Society with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 27, 2009 by thingsthatreallypissmeoff

If you are offended by the president making a joke about the Special Olympics, you are a moron and should kill yourself. These offended people are the same morons who got offended by the movie Tropic Thunder. Bush makes jokes about turning the US into a police state and John McCain sings a stupid song he made up called “Bomb Iran” and Obama saying that he can get into the Special Olympics is offensive? Atleast the Special Olympics don’t kill anyone or infringe on American freedom.

The Tonight Show is a comedy show. If you don’t want to see jokes, don’t watch it.